Sunday, February 19, 2023

I Don't Hit Deer

Deer hit me.  I know little about the psychological state of the average deer, but I do know one thing:  Depressed?  Maybe.  Anxious?  Probably.  Suicidal?  Definitely.  It isn't like I am coming for them.  In fact, I don't see them coming.  Suddenly they jump up out of the ditch and throw themselves under my bumper.  It is frustrating:  I don't care if you want to kill yourself, but do you have to wreck my truck?  The bumper has been twisted and the lights have been jacked-up since I hit that cow a couple of years ago, and it keeps getting worse.

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